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What happened to the tiger who took from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

How do you know that theres a from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Which birds steal soap from the bath from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !

What animal do you look like when from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !

What dog loves to take bubble baths from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !

What do you call the ring that from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !

Why did the robber take a bathSo from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

What criminal doesnt take bathsA dirty crook from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
What criminal doesn't take baths? A dirty crook.

Where does a vampire take a bathIn from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).

When a dirty kid has finished taking from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.

What kind of bath can you take from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.

A man walked into a lodge in from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he asked the clerk. 'I can give you a room,' the clerk said. 'But you'll have to take the bath by yourself!'

Ned Boy Was I ever in hot from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !

May What position does your brother play from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

Stan I won goldfishFred Where are you from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !

Whats the difference between a peeping Tom from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!

Two small time thieves had been sent from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impatient and went to look for his partner. Inside the store the two came face to face. "Where have you been?" demanded the worried look out. "The boss told me to take a bath, but I couldn't find the soap and a towel."

Mum does God use the bathroom No from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, 'Oh, God, are you still in there?'

My mother says I look just like from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.

Are you going to take a bath from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Are you going to take a bath? No, I'm leaving it where it is.